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Austin. Previously themasksalesman. #nsfw

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

(via creepykatehasnobrain)

— 1 day ago with 66136 notes

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

(Source: yousaytheydontcare, via saltylittlebitch)

— 1 day ago with 173543 notes

theprisonerrofazkaban:

teamocorazon:

tryinabeme:

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.

lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street

this is the franchise making fun of itself

I would watch every one of these

(Source: honehhboii, via blkcurrantwine)

— 1 day ago with 253477 notes

justjeffery:

fayedaniels:

anntithesis:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

I would so watch this. Make them read it to their little sisters, too.

I support this.

This needs to happen!

(via creepykatehasnobrain)

— 1 day ago with 66959 notes

lif3-time:

con-ceal:

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY

I LOVE THIS

(via -startingoveragain)

— 2 days ago with 131423 notes

fuckloadofquiche:

"All male casts like glengarry glen Ross?"
” more like glen and Gary suck Ross ‘s meaty cock”

(via horrorchick)

— 2 days ago with 9 notes

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via theewhiphand)

— 2 days ago with 805654 notes