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Austin. Previously themasksalesman. #nsfw

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.

(via dragonlady-j)

— 4 hours ago with 45185 notes
villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via catless-catlady)

— 4 hours ago with 427657 notes
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good 

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good 

(Source: looo-ch, via catless-catlady)

— 4 hours ago with 112185 notes

naughty-bynature:

"Good girl" is a trap card that instantly removes my underwear

(Source: shattyice, via aslaveobeyss)

— 4 hours ago with 3264 notes
haveahiddles:

musewhipped:

0hfaithful:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE THING OH MY GOD

Pretty sure that cat is using its magical powers to turn the plants around itself orange for camouflage. Yup, that’s it.

They say Aslan is on the move.

haveahiddles:

musewhipped:

0hfaithful:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE THING OH MY GOD

Pretty sure that cat is using its magical powers to turn the plants around itself orange for camouflage. Yup, that’s it.

They say Aslan is on the move.

(via theewhiphand)

— 5 hours ago with 204834 notes
May as well post this. Fire at my apt building. Possibly drug related. The one two next to one was burned. This is why I don’t have internet. Cables were burned.

May as well post this. Fire at my apt building. Possibly drug related. The one two next to one was burned. This is why I don’t have internet. Cables were burned.

— 11 hours ago

Can’t wait to have internet back…

— 11 hours ago
Anonymous asked: Yesterday my boyfriend and I were messing around and he asked me what I wanted, and thanks to your blog and all the sexual positivity, I was able to ask for exactly what I wanted. We had some amazing rough sex and I have never felt so satisfied after. Plus my boyfriend loved everything about it. I just want to thank you for running an amazing blog and sending good vibes out about exploring yourself sexually


Answer:

nymphoninjas:

The benefits of communication.
-Trouble

— 1 day ago with 102 notes