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Austin. Previously themasksalesman. #nsfw

The install has been stuck on this screen for awhile… Internet says it can take up to 3 hours in some instances… Ugh. Hopefully that’s true.

The install has been stuck on this screen for awhile… Internet says it can take up to 3 hours in some instances… Ugh. Hopefully that’s true.

— 8 minutes ago

whatisitcalledagain:

fat-grrrl:

sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok

no

(Source: radfemale, via theewhiphand)

— 9 hours ago with 290760 notes

elementives:

Social networks don’t ruin relationships. Acting single on them does.

(Source: spectives, via theewhiphand)

— 10 hours ago with 4347 notes

The only girls that visit my OkCupid are girls 500+ miles away, into BDSM and guys with beards.

— 13 hours ago with 3 notes

batter-sempai:

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

They have explanations for almost everything. Like how the protag doesn’t have fall damage. Portal’s cool like that.

(Source: bustedbitmap, via captainblucifer)

— 22 hours ago with 139352 notes

cailathefoxyfox:

So I ripped up my tights.  I feel sexy as hell. 

Also standing on tables is badass. 

— 23 hours ago with 11 notes
aplacetobebree:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys  Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 


salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

aplacetobebree:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

(Source: hypothetical-happiness, via wynndeaux)

— 23 hours ago with 683725 notes
I’m a dragon, shh.

I’m a dragon, shh.

— 1 day ago with 3 notes